Dancer's Porn Ex

A very big sinner but a bit like a stlry about antiporn unicorns

Story
My name is Dancer. I had this girlfriend IRL. We were both antiporn heroes. Then we broke up.

The next day she came to my house. She started acting all p0rn. She wanted to do Tove Lo (video down below) and f*** for life. And I didn't think this was gonna end up good.

Her clothes started falling off THEN I REALIZED SHE WAS SO DAMN PORN.

She said "Dancer, why don't you take it off" I REPLIED WITH A "Hell no!"

Then she started trying to pillowf**k (video down below)

BUT THEN I SOLVED THE PORN SITUATION

I Pulled out a weapon and put it near her p0rn parts and then replayed the part of Where My Baes At (video down below) and then she put on clothes that were not porn. Then I almost cut off her p0rn, parts. But then I saw she leaked a couples honeymoon

So I went to the couple and told them they were leaked.

And then porn stopped

Miranda Sings was our new president.

THE END