Ballerina's Porn Friends

This is a story about Ballerina's porn friends.

Story
I met my friends in a concert in Indianapolis. My friends were Carly, Carla, and Carlin. We had fun. But one day, specifically, back in 2011, my friends shouted, "Hey! Take off everything you have on!" and stuff. Then yesterday, I was at home, they climbed into my window and started...... ew. Let's just say I couldn't watch. Anyway, I went to the kitchen, and I grabbed a knife and held it up. It didn't work. Carlin slapped it from my hands and started banging it. Finally, I grabbed it, and I slapped them with it. Miranda Sings and the Anti-Porn Unicorns climbed through and the unicorn went stab, stab. "Don't be porn," Miranda Sings said.

To this day, the graves all say this:

R.I.P. Carlin. Porn is dumb.

R.I.P. Carly. Porn can't be tolerated.

R.I.P. Carla. DON'T BE PORN!!!

The end.